We interrupt this blog to bring you a breaking news story.
We've been informed here at the news station that this little girl....
...we'll call her Kirsten.....
has a boyfriend.
Yes, you heard that right.
She is reported to have a boyfriend and it has been leaked that his name is Nate.
As this reporter understands it, the whole incident went down during a period of time which is often referred to as 'the school day.'
That is really all we know for now, and Kirsten is not releasing any statements on these events.
As we understand it, though, her father is devastated.
Please stay tuned to this blog and we will update you as this story progresses.
And now we return you to your regularly scheduled programming.